Line ‘em up …

Last night we did the familiar 11/12 routine, although it was a lot rougher than it’s been in the past. I had all 25 confirmed with two of the invites going to people still gearing up, but then like four of my vets couldn’t make it, so I ended up running a much bigger group of suboptimal people than I intended.

We were killing bosses more slowly than we did last week, and we had some annoying wipes on BQL thanks to one guy getting the very first bite and then DCing, and then the second attempt when a swath of dps died because they absolutely had to run through everyone during air phase to bite others rather than wait six seconds.

The most infuriating part of the night was at the very beginning. We have a guy in guild who is deaf and was generally a player who DC’d every 30 seconds and did terrible dps for the longest time, and as such never got raid invites. Of course in his mind, he was being discriminated against, not we were protecting the raid from someone with a terrible connection, attitude, and performance.

Last week I got ambushed into a meeting with this guy and he threw down the gauntlet demanding a raid invite, claiming he fixed his issues and even got a program that can convert Vent speech to text on his screen, so he won’t have issues with getting directions or whatever over Vent. In fact, he went so far as to accuse me of ignoring him the last time he tried to tell me about this program a month or so ago, which I had no recollection of. I suspected he was lying about that, but I could have been wrong.

Nonetheless, I felt bad that I might not have been giving this guy a fair shake, so I confirmed him for the Tuesday raid. And, just to clarify before anyone thinks ill of me, I was not keeping this guy out of raids because of his hearing. But him saying that that would not be a hurdle for his performance put me more at ease with his being there.

So, imagine my surprise when as we’re buffing up to start the raid this guy types “Damn, [random hunter] isn’t on tonight. He was going to be my translator.” My eyebrow cocks and I ask, “Translator? What happened to that program of yours?”

“Oh,” he replies, “it only works on phones, not on Vent. I told you that.”

What. The. Frak.

If only I wasn’t scraping the bottom of the barrel to get the raid going tonight, I would have kicked him so fast he head would spin. I was seriously contemplating a gkick as well, because that kind of duplicity is utter bullshit. Anyway, on the bright side, I am completely free of feeling guilty for this guy. I have washed my hands of this.

On a happier note

I finally got the Last Word off of Putricide. Finally. And I love it, such a sick weapon. My only complaint (and this is hardly a complaint) is since the proc happens so much, watching your character in melee is like watching them getting spammed with a spell. The Blessing of Light animation is constantly popping up, every time you melee.

It’s a great weapon though–awesome proc, slow speed, good chunk of strength, nice chunk of stamina. I’m very happy with it.

Tonight’s the night

I’ll refrain from posting a Rod Stewart video, but … actually … eh, yeah, I’ll refrain. Anyway, tonight’s our next night of attempts on the Lich King.

I’ve assembled a pretty strong team, assigned some slight respecs to pick up some slowing talents, and devised a new strategy which I hope will take some of the “oh crap, where do I go?” out of the fight.

I call it the Highway strategy, and it will probably fail miserably, but for the time I like it. I know the lines will disappear during Phase 2 and thus not help at all but this should help point out what I have conceived in my head. Basically star is always and forever the stack point. When the Defile cooldown hits about one second left we all scatter (in an orderly fashion) north or south of the lines so Defiles are dropped out of the way, then everyone back in.

Likewise, with a better slowing arsenal this week, I think Valks should be much less of an issue. So combined with better Defile management and better Valks management, Phase 2 should be less of a teeth-grinding ulcer-fest and generally proceed more smoothly overall.

I have high hopes for tonight. And, if worse comes to worse, we’re extending the lockout next week. Cause this frakker is gonna die. I’m Andrew Jackson and he’s the Federal Bank. It’s go time.

6 Comments to “Line ‘em up …”

  1. Elladrion 2 June 2010 at 11:46 am #

    I’m also looking foreward to tonight, after a few weeks of abyssmal attendance the guild leader decided to do an “be here or you’re kicked” run where we turned off the additional 20% buff and did it the way blizz intended or died trying. We died trying a LOT, but by god if we diddn’t kick some scrubs and learn the fights all over again fresh and proper. One blood queen run would have been possibly a success but the guild leader said to wipe it when 2 dps died 2nd to air phase due to positioning, and even though we were close we did.

    I would suggest the same, mix up farm night, make people work for all those “easy” bosses again. It deffinately makes the drudgery something fresh again

    • Anafielle
      2 June 2010 at 12:47 pm #

      That is AWESOME. I love that idea. Fan-fucking-tastic.

  2. Orthien
    2 June 2010 at 3:05 pm #

    I really dislike when people use there disablility as a personal excuse for being scrub yet get up in arms if they feel that you have the slightest pregiduce against them for it.

    GL with the LK tonight

    @Elladrion That is a great idea, if I wasn’t about to switch servers I would definatly be doing that with the guild for 25mans.
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  3. Rilgon Arcsinh
    4 June 2010 at 9:04 am #

    that kind of duplicity is utter bullshit

    Duplicity, hardly surprising, not prepared, etc.?
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    • Rhidach
      4 June 2010 at 9:13 am #

      I read this comment about fifty times trying to make sense of it (gimme a break, it’s early), and then on about the fiftieth read-through I heard the comment in this weird voice. So I’m sitting here thinking, what voice is that… oh, it’s Illidan. OHHHHH.

      10/10, I lol’d heartily once I got it through my thick skull.

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